1. Of course men gossip, but we're constructive in our criticism. At least, that's what we like to believe!

2. Most men think more favourably about themselves after they're two drinks down.

3. Chivalry has no place in today's world. No way! Being chivalrous means making women feel they are weak and inadequate. We can't have that now, can we?

4. There's no denying that men are obsessed with size. They ARE. Because bigger is better. There's no missing that!

5. Soft spoken women, with a good sense of humour and, let me admit, good bods with attractive faces turn me on.

6. Definition of a boy's night out - eating, eating and some more eating, drinking a little, and cracking tonnes of dirty boy jokes.

7. Acting is not bread and butter for me. It's 'biryani', 'khubani ka meetha' and 'paan' (Come on 'yaar', I am Hyderabadi). By the way girls, I work for a foreign bank!

8. Men are possessive. Women are jealous. That's the way it works. It keeps us together.

9. A man is busy all his life. From ages 16 to 20, he's busy checking out options (women and work). From 20 to 25 he's zeroing in on one of those options. From 25 to 35, he's concentrating on his career and procreating. From 35 to 45, he's busy maintaining the established relationship and reaching new peaks at work. And after 45, he's reaping the fruits of what he's sown. And you ladies think we're lazy!

10. Men take it upon themselves to be nice to all women because we believe in universal goodness. Also, because we believe that girls are made up of sugar and spice. And we need both.