Not On The Bed, Darling!- Femina

Here are five bedroom habits of his that annoy you - tear the page out and place it strategically, so he reads it too... Or, read and relate! By Ruchira Bose

Sock It
If we hate it when men wear white socks with suits, we hate it even more when men wear socks to bed. It gives us the impression that a man doesn't care enough to remove the things attached to his feet. How would men like it if women kept their sweaters, socks, hairnets, etc on during sex, huh?

Part of the thrill of sex is usually having both people in the nude, and that means not wearing socks. It is such a simple thing, yet it can make a world of difference. It's like men who hate women with ugly fingernails.

No Squeeze Please
It seems that when men get their hands on a pair of breasts, they regress to childhood and think they're dealing with play-dough and not with human body parts. Guys, don't treat breasts like they're made of play-dough, because they're not.

Breasts are beautiful works of art. Caress them and appreciate their form. Cup them in both hands and softly embrace them. Rubbing your own naked chest against them is always acceptable. There's nothing women like more than men who can appreciate, adore, and admire them as though Michelangelo himself sculpted their form.

No Biting The Exhibit
Why do some men insist on biting down on nipples as though they're extra pieces of skin that shouldn't be there? Stop treating them like they're uncooperative snacks because no matter how badly you want to believe it, nipples are not gummy bears.

Another nipple no-no is that irritating twiddling thing that men seem to find invigorating. Nipples are not radio dials, thus there is no need to behave as though you're looking to make contact with Obi-Wan Kenobi and we're your only hope. Remember, men have a pair too, so the next time you think that we enjoy it when you play 'Tune In Tokyo', perhaps you'll get a little tune-up of your own!

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