1. Of course men gossip. We just wanted you to think it was still a female prerogative.

2. As far as accessories are concerned, we like wearing them too, since deep down we men think we're Rajput princes, or Prince Charming, if you please.

3. Why are they called 'one-night stands'? Surely you have to lie down. I think they should be re-named 'one night lie-downs'.

4. We channel surf because we don't have the bodies and six-pack stomachs to really surf.

5. Forget cooking, we find it hard to accept that any woman can clean, dust, swab and wash as well as our mothers.

6. I'm okay with women using make-up. I'm okay with men using make-up. But kissing and making up... that's more my thing!

7. Our obsession with gadgets stems from our wish that all our vital body parts were also electronic.

8. The dictionary defines commitment as 'consignment as to prison' or confinement to a hospital or mental institution'. Naturally, we are petrified!

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