Cyrus Broacha

1. 'Yes', 'No' and 'Sorry' (in that order) is a formula that has worked over the ages with women. If you say 'Yes' and your answer is wrong then immediately switch to 'No'. 'Sorry' is your back up man. True love works with these words.

2. It takes a long while for a man to believe that he is a father. Then he gets worried that he is not the father and then he is frightened that he really may not be the father.

3. We are more open with our sexuality.

4. We are not meant to be monogamous. All animals except for the dove and the wolf need more than one mate. We are all 'humpers' by nature.

5. Go with the trust technique. Keeping tabs on us men is passé.

6. When women call to find out if we are ok, it is more to see if the insurance will come or not, in case we're not ok, that is!

7. Keep the accessories off (bangles, necklaces et al), they hamper physical intimacy. It is literally painful.

8. The key to a good marriage is to meet as little as possible. If you are going to spend so much time together in any case, try and keep it as little and as sparse as possible and you will survive.

9. One-night stands are too good to be true! Literally! There is too much shit that comes with them.

10. Men who like shopping might as well get an injection and become women.

Cyrus Sahukar

1. The bathroom is our shelter - that's where we like to hide when faced with any sort of crisis. It's three to four minutes of peace and time to ourselves which we are entitled to!

2. Men gossip, but it is not bitchy. What we enjoy most is listening to other women gossip.

3. When it comes to shopping, there are completely different races of men. One genre consists of out and out shopaholics and the other is like Broacha, who hasn't bought a sock in five years!

4. A man is very boring as is - he needs his gadgets to make him more interesting. They are a necessity to intrigue women.

5. We are hypocrites when it comes to a woman's appearance. To impress a girl we will tell her that she looks beautiful the way she is, but if we see a girl with peroxide blonde hair and loads of make up, we'll drool!

6. If you are a dark complexioned girl, why are you wearing blue lenses? They don't suit you! Stick to the brown/black eyes. Give yourself a break!

7. What's the furore about men being afraid of commitment? Puhleeze... I know so many girls who don't want to marry their boyfriends because they are not ready.

8. Please don't keep tabs on us - it is suffocating!

9. Please understand that anything mum cooks is THE BEST. It cannot be matched by ANYBODY else's cooking!

10. We like a woman to enjoy an evening out! So, when we take you on a date, PLEASE EAT. It is frustrating to be eating a four-course meal across the table from someone who is sipping on black coffee and picking on a Caesar salad!