From one to 69, Ruchira Bose teaches you some sizzling math you never learnt back in high school!!

1 Need not be a lonely number, if you know how to pleasure yourself. And it sure doesn't carry any of the hassles a relationship does.

2 The number of love and togetherness. Forgive us if we sound like a Hallmark card but sex really was meant to happen between two people and it really isn't all that much fun by oneself.

3 Haven't you tried a ménage a trois? Although, remember to: Play, but play safe.

4 Is a double date. Steal smoochies, play footsies, or muss each other's hair, you're on a double date, so PDA (public display of affection) is a non-issue.

5 Is the number of times you call him today - each time, tell him one sexy thing you're going to do to him tonight. We believe, by your fourth call, he'll be standing in your office.

6 Just a misspelt word... They meant sex, but the mathematicians couldn't handle it.

7 The number of days in a week you do it. According to surveys, Indians do it only 2.6 times a week. That's just atrocious!! You're just wasting the other 4.6 nights watching TV, aren't you?

8 Time for dinner. Food is the greatest aphrodisiac on the planet, so bring on the oysters, pine nuts, dates and chocolate. If nothing else, they're delicious!

9 Rhymes with wine. An excellent accompaniment for love and lovemaking. Although, too much of it may be a dampner. Just drink enough to reach that state of 'happy'.

10 Is the number of ways you can get a man's attention. Actually, you can just throw him one look and you'll get his attention. Men don't need much!

11 Standing in the shower and doing it. We're just downright audacious, aren't we?

12 The number of kisses he showers on your face. But what were you doing counting?

13 The number of people at the last supper. Oh, this is supposed to be about sex... oops.

14 February, Valentine's Day. Not the only day for love. We think all 365 days of the year should be devoted to love. There just isn't enough going around!

15-minute long lap dance! In your sexiest lingerie too.

16 Sweet. Sweet. Sweet.

17 The name of another magazine. Glad you're reading us and not them.

18 You are now an adult. Whooopie!

19 Time to get nice and naughty. Let him wear your lingerie tonight. And since he's wearing yours, you obviously don't have a thing to wear!

20 Two makes a couple, zero has no value.

21 Now you have the license.

22 Are you two-timing? Tsk Tsk.

23 Usually the last row in the cinema.

24 Sometimes there are bigger cinema halls.

25 Probably the number of kilometers you have to drive for a snuggle-some weekend getaway.

26 The most common anniversary date, according to an American survey. According to us: The most useless statistic.

27 The number of exes you have! Use and abuse, darlings! Use and Abuse!

28 Oh crap! Time for your period.

29 You're one year away from turning 30!!! Better have all the fun NOW!

30 The number of condoms you should have in your loo. Safe sex ensures more sex. How? Well, if you have safe sex, you're likely to live longer and stay healthy there-fore you'll be able to have more sex. QED.

31 Ash turns 31 this year and she still sizzles! What's stopping you?

32 The age when women are said to be at their sexual prime! Time to test out that theory.

33 Is your bio-clock ticking?

34 The number of cuts the censor board thought of making in the film 'Basic Instinct'.

35 The number of minutes you should spend pampering yourself in a day.

36 B, the most preferred bra size. But who says size is everything. If you're smaller, there's wonderbra and a touch of bronze shimmer that will do the trick just as well!

37 to 48 have just left the room to have an orgy.

49 The number of sexual positions in the Kamasutra. We suggest you don't try all of them tonight.

50 Tendulkar's batting average. Isn't that sexy?

51 Different ways to have an orgasm. There really are - if you include all those people who gasp and hyperventilate at the sight of a red Ferrari.

52 - 58 are reading a sex manual to take the tedium out of their night life.

59 Your last chance to have some fun before you turn 60.

60 You can get senior citizen's discount on condoms now.

61 The number of minutes you spend making love tonight... at least.

62 Reasons to snuggle tonight.

63 Sheer chemistry.

64 If you're this old and he still makes love to you, well, don't you feel like the Beatles song When I am 64'

65 Chicken 65. You're the chick, and he hopefully isn't 65!

66 If you two were attempting a 69, then he's facing the wrong way.

67 The age at which Hollywood actors decide to have a kid eg Clint Eastwood.

68 Probably the number of love songs released this year.

69 Must we explain this one?