In
India, any time is cricket time. Cricket watch (on TV), cricket talk, cricket
matches, cricket quizzes, cricket tools, cricket rules, (argh!). Cricket has
worked its way into our blood, our veins, and our nervous system! Bending the
rules of the game can get you a win-win situation, says Raksha Bharadia.
My children (aged eight and five) exhibited the rampant
Indianness in their blood by declaring passionately that watching the game
wasn't enough - they would like me to buy them the tools of the game as well.
Once equipped with these, they converted every room into a stadium from a
different city. The drawing room became the honoured Eden Gardens.
They had heard that the Eden Gardens in Kolkata seats more than one
lakh spectators and so, with their own sense of proportion, our very own fragile
(oh, those crystals and artifacts!) drawing room became the most coveted cricket
stadium. In my better moods, they even managed a match or two at the Eden
Gardens.
A Couple Of
Quacks!
One day, I had nothing much to do, and a match was on at the
'Eden Gardens', so I sat as their sole spectator. They alternately batted and
bowled every over. They scored runs but never got out. They dived for catches
and again more runs were added into the 'catcher's' account and the 'batgirl'
did not lose her wicket. I was aghast. They had a quack knowledge of the game
and as their mother (and a citizen of a cricket-crazy nation) it was my cardinal
duty to show them the right way. I butted in and said, "You've both got the
rules all wrong". I began my narration with appropriate authority and conveyed
my knowledge and understanding of cricket. After a 10-minute speech, I said,
"Now, let's start again". I offered to be the umpire and guide them till they
got it right. My children, however, had other plans.
This Isn't Cricket,
Mom
My elder daughter said, "But mummy, we're not playing cricket.
It's a new game - Pricket!" I couldn't think of an appropriate response for a
few seconds so she went on to explain the rules of the game.
Rule1:
No one gets
out.
Rule 2:
They play an over of
six balls each, alternating with the bat and ball so no one really needs to wait
endlessly to bat.
Rule 3:
They
just have to make more and more runs.
Flabbergasted, I mumbled, "How
does the game end and who wins?" The authoritative tone had switched sides. They
explained, patiently, "We stop playing when we tire, add both our scores and
compare them with the last session. We both win if the score is more than the
last match and we both lose if the score is less."
"But...," I
persisted. They cut me short and said, "Mom, games should be fun and we're
having lots of fun."
Was there a lesson here for adults? In their
own naïve and simple way my children had created a win-win situation, with
their extraordinary rules. Both play, both have fun, but not at the loser's
expense. In their flawless 'pricket', everyone's a winner.
"Wow!" I
said. "The two of you can never lose." And they wouldn't. Not with the rules of
Pricket in their heads.
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