May I print a kiss on your lips, he asked.
And she nodded her head in permission.
So they went to the press and I rather guess, They printed a full edition!
And you thought a kiss was as simple a thing as the meeting of lips and hearts ? According to a professor of English, ‘kiss’ is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it’s more common than proper; it’s spoken in the plural and is applicable to all.
Aristotelian Kiss: Performed using techniques gained solely from theoretical speculation untainted by any experiential data by one who feels that the latter is irrelevant anyway.
Godelian Kiss: Takes an extraordinarily long time, yet leaves you undecided on whether you’ve been kissed or not.
Butterfly Kiss: With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partner’s. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.
Eskimo Kiss: This is how they do it in the freezing climes of Antarctica! With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub noses.
French Kiss: Involving the tongue, some call this the ‘Soul Kiss’ because the life and soul are thought to pass through in the exchange. Surprisingly, the French call this ‘The English Kiss’!
Hickey Kiss: The object is not to draw blood, but to gently leave a mark that will prove your interlude was not a dream.
Love Letter Kiss: Send a kiss in a letter by writing ‘x’ several times in a row.
Virtual Kiss: Techno geeks could send a kiss with this symbol that’s universally recognised.