MTV VJ, theatre actor and professional football player, Aditya Hitkari, holds forth on what men really want. Read at your own risk!!
1. Pamela Anderson is a cliché. She’s just a big joke! We, male creatures of the human fraternity, look at a woman as a whole.
2. A man’s funny bone is definitely in his mind. But having said that, I feel most men don’t have a sense of humour, or at least don’t laugh as much as they should. I think it stems from the fact that most people can’t laugh at themselves.
3. Men are essentially very shy creatures. And they don’t LUST all the time. Women think most men are always gung-ho about lusting - but it’s actually the other way around.
4. Men desire watching sports channels much more than women know. And they need to be left alone while watching them.
5. Men need more time to themselves - they need space - and that’s what I’d call his G spot. It’s a luxury. It’s really really important.
6. Sex is great! Men need it. Want it. Can’t get enough of it.
7. Leaving the potty seat down — that’s something women will just have to accept. Men, try as they might, just can’t seem to lift this hurdle.
8. A lot of talking is damn bugging. Especially post-sex!
9. Cleanliness is definitely a fetish amongst men. You know, like basic hygiene. And we’re not given enough credit for that one. As far as personal fetish goes... I’d say feet. And leave it enigmatically at that.
10. The male ego is h-u-g-e. It’s indeed horrible. But women should learn to use it to their advantage, use it like a tool!
11. Men never compare a woman to a car. Aah, that’s degrading. The men I know believe that women are like the first rays of the sun — just beautiful.
12. The male ‘member’. Now, that’s important. It’s integral to look after it.
13. Dishonesty, I think, is the biggest turn off. Followed by smelly armpits.
14. Hanging out with buddies or what’s called male bonding is important. And I don’t know why women are so threatened by it. It’s something that guys just need to do.
15. The way to a man’s heart is through the television. Or of course the stomach.
16. Lacy, black lingerie is always a turn on. Always.
Eventually, all men are kids!
Aditya Hitkari spoke to Farhad J Dadyburjor
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