
All right, you’ve managed to get stranded in the middle of
nowhere. No mechanics in sight, are there? Well worry not, here’s your
guide to fix it yourself... After throwing a quick and self-directed temper
tantrum at the unfairness of it all, park safely (needless to say, we hope, at
the side of the road) and put a couple of bricks or stones against the wheels to
make sure the car doesn’t roll down the road. Make sure your handbrake is
pulled up. Check the trunk for a spare tyre.
Quick tip:
If you discover at this
stage that you don’t have a spare, skip the rest of this DIY and go
straight to the last step. And stop driving... for good!
Take the
jack out of the trunk. If you are wondering how you are going to conjure up some
guy called Jack from your car — who in the name of God gave you a licence?
Bring your jack, spare wheel, spanner and lug wrench to the work area
(don’t get frightened with all the jargon).
Take the spanner
and wrench off the wheel cap. Place the jack under the shaft, which connects
with the wheel, and raise the car just a little bit. Don’t let the tyre
rise off the road but just enough for you to loosen the nuts of the wheel with
the wrench. If you raise it higher, the wheel will spin when you try to loosen
the nuts. Turn counter- clockwise to loosen the nut.
Now jack the
car up till the tyre rises above the ground. Take the nuts off (they will come
off easily now). And yes, it isn’t as easy as it looks on paper.
It’s quite a strenuous activity.
Change the tyre. Now lower the car
with the jack, but not completely, just enough to get a little friction from the
road. Fix the nuts back on and tighten them.
Quick tip:
Tighten the nuts in a
diagonal fashion. This equalises the tension and balances the pressure.
Lower the tyre completely. Replace the wheel cap. Just fix it in
place and bang it back on with your hand.
All right, you should be
good to go now (if you’ve done it right, that is). And, if all else fails,
we hope you are wearing something pretty and smelling great ‘cause
you’ll have to flag down the next guy you see, and just hand over the job
to him.
Or, whip out your cell phone and call a mechanic. It’s
easier, yes, but that’s not what this this is
about!
Always
Remember:
Though all this sounds all well and good in theory, we
strongly suggest that you know your vehicle. Not just what model it is, and how
much average it gives...but more where to place the jack (a few cars have
designated positions to place it in), the number of your car’s service
station, etc.
Also, once you change your tyre, it is best to get the
alignment checked. Your spare tyre should be of the same type as the other
tyres. Never mix, say, radials with nylons... there is a height difference,
which can prove to be extremely dangerous when you are speeding.